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Achei esse exerto num post de Scott Adams(o cara que fez Dilbert). Muito escroto como os nerds se relacionam. Eu teria a mesma resposta dele:Uhh, blpshdph amsp fphr wah.

I walked out of the hotel to meet a car that would take me to the theater at 7 am to check the AV setup. As I walked toward the waiting car, two supermodel-looking women in their early twenties, wearing practically nothing, noticed me walking past. One was behind the wheel of a nice car and her friend was talking to her from the side. The driver flashed me a huge smile and said in a flirty-pouty voice, “Are you leaving us so soon?” My response was, and I quote “Uhh, blpshdph amsp fphr wah.” You see, supermodel-looking women wearing next to nothing rarely strike up conversations with me, so I wasn’t prepared. Nor do they represent my target demographic for Dilbert, so I was confident they didn’t recognize me.

The supermodel-looking driver reacted to my unintelligible mumble by smiling seductively. When I got in the car and looked back to get my last "bonus" supermodel glance, the driver was looking directly at me, with an obvious "I want you now" expression. Again I was caught off guard, because no supermodel-looking woman ever has ever looked at me when she could be looking at something else, such as a lamp post or the sky. I thought to myself “I must look good in this shirt.”

But there was one other theory that I couldn't rule out. I asked the driver “Are those women high-priced hookers?”

“Yeah,” he said. “They’re probably just getting done from last night.”

Still, I do think I looked good in that shirt.

Cleber M